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Comment by Kate Clark on November 15, 2010 at 1:48pm

Found the motherlode...enjoy!

http://www.aspousa.org/index.php/category/ed-stein-cartoon/

Comment by David MacLeod on June 30, 2010 at 12:31pm

An Energy-Independent Future
The last eight presidents have gone on television and promised to move America towards an energy-independent future. This Jon Stewart segment is priceless. And frustrating, and sad. And hilarious.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-june-16-2010/an-energy-indepe...

Comment by Kate Clark on June 26, 2010 at 11:15am

A musical interlude...you can listen by clicking the link on this page:

LIBERATED CARBON (© 2010 Andrew Revkin)

It took a thousand generations for our species to rise.
But gathering and hunting was no way to get by.
We yearned to burn more than dung and sticks.
Then someone [1] came along and said, “Hey, try lighting this.”
He opened up the ground and showed us coal and oil.
He said, “Come liberate some carbon. It’ll make your blood boil.”

Liberated carbon, it’ll spin your wheels.
Liberated carbon it’ll nuke your meals.
Liberated carbon, it’ll turn your night to day.
Come on and liberate some carbon, babe, it’s the American way.

Now I got peat swamp fossils running my TV.
BP’s black label burns in my S.U.V.
We can light up the planet like a Christmas tree.
They say that things are getting hot but, hey, we’ve got A.C.

Liberated carbon, it’ll spin your wheels.
Liberated carbon it’ll nuke your meals.
Liberated carbon, it’ll turn your night to day.
Come on and liberate some carbon, babe, it’s the American way.

Pump those electrons and that gasoline.
No sweat or hurry, just turn on a machine.
We sent an army to the desert to keep this country free,
And to liberate some carbon, baby, for you and me…

Liberated carbon it’ll spin your wheels.
Liberated carbon, it’ll nuke your meals.
Liberated carbon, it’ll turn your night to day.
Come on and liberate some carbon, babe, it’s the American way.

Comment by Kate Clark on May 1, 2010 at 1:29pm

I just started an Energy Addicts group...thought I would add this to our humor page. Funny but true?toles-addicted cartoon.png

Comment by Jamie Jedinak on March 18, 2010 at 11:27pm

Confucius say....One who fart in church, sit in their own pew.......

Comment by Heather K on March 18, 2010 at 11:12pm

Quote found on pre-Great Unleasing Event planning email-

"If you all freak out….I’ll curl back into a ball and let you all have your way. No problem."

Maybe you had to be there, but when I read this it had me laughing...which helps me to not curl up in a little ball and lie under a blooming prune tree...

Thanks Cindy, for starting this group, and your sense of humor. :-)

Comment by Cindi Landreth on February 19, 2010 at 4:46pm

I love it! Thanks, Judith - cracked me up!

Comment by Judith Culver on February 19, 2010 at 4:33pm

from www.grabtheapple.com, a survival site

The Economy is so bad that…

The economy is so bad… that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
The economy is so bad… I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
The economy is so bad…. that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad… if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them .
The economy is so bad… Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad… McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad… parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
The economy is so bad… a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
The economy is so bad… Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad… Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad… the Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad… Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally…
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

Comment by Heather K on February 14, 2010 at 4:11am

Morgan, thats the loongest punchline wait I've ever had!

All, here is a fun video I just posted to our TW site:
"The Power of Poop! - One by One, Ton by Ton: Stop Global Warming"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss3bcpoibEk

I just attending the annual whale symposium by Pacific Whale Foundation, and saw some great short films. I hope to post more later!

Also, fun is Brian K newest videos on the composting hot shower, and the solar food dryer, on our TW featured videos.

Comment by Morgan on February 6, 2010 at 4:24pm

haha!
thats pretty funny.

as for the jokes I posted below...

the penguin said,"wadd'le ya do now?"

and the shrimp said, "don't be so shellfish!"

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